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Ohrnberger's Comedic Tweets

Aug 26, 2012 at 03:20 AM

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Rich Ohrnberger's tweets

Storified by · Sat, Aug 25 2012 17:40:08 Think of how many toaster pastries can be saved if Christina Aguilera just switches to oatmeal.Rich Ohrnberger
I LOVE home games... when we're on the road I look like a pregnant sailor. #allwhiteuniforms #chunkyseamanRich Ohrnberger
Shaquille O'neal's "Steel" and "Kazaam" were cornerstones of my early education #thankful4shaqfuRich Ohrnberger
The other day I was having a meal out with my fiance, the manager recognized me and moved us to the best table in the IKEA food court. #fameRich Ohrnberger
Got some Cold Stone ice cream yesterday, I devoured a LOVE IT sized "Birthday Cake Remix" and a GOTTA HAVE IT sized "Diabeting The Heat".Rich Ohrnberger

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